Causing Trouble, Starting in Konoha

"Manda, cut off a piece of your tail. I'm making soup." Zhang Tao, who was eating grilled Gamabunta leg, looked at the sweating Manda.

"Well, well, is this Madara, the guy who loves to dance? Come on, do an old-man disco for me." Zhang Tao teased Madara, who had returned to life.

The Nine-Tails were chained up with huge iron chains. The Nine-Tails wouldn't take it and tried to rebel, so Zhang Tao slapped it to the ground. "What's the fuss? Of course you need to be kept on a leash!"

After flattening the ninja world, Zhang Tao told his subordinates, "I've made up my mind. From now on, we're bringing back the right of the first night!"

This is a story about a ridiculous protagonist in a ridiculous world. The protagonist is vulgar, has no dignity, and has no limits. In short, the author wants to kill him whenever he writes about him.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.