Marvel: Reborn Deadpool Massacres the Marvel Universe

This bus does not lead to the kindergarten. Unrelated personnel please get off immediately. "My name is Wade Wilson, not Wade Wilson. I never expected that I would travel through time and become him - Deadpool." "F**k, f**k, f**k, can someone connect my head to my body? I'm in a little pain now." "Oh no, Colossus, if I can beat you I'll stuff your head into the ***." "That's enough Wolverine, I can't stand your charm anymore, let's duel!" "Thanos, the goddess of death is mine, and now I'm going to chop you into mashed potatoes." "Okay Iron Man, your suit belongs to me." This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.