Online Game: I Have Been Sealed for a Thousand Years

Jiang Ming has been sealed in the game for a thousand years. After the game's public beta. "Huh? Isn't this guide elf the sister of my elf baby? It is necessary to check her." "Eh? How come the ear pick I used to pick my ears turned into a golden cudgel?" "Eh? How did that little kid I snatched lollipops from become the Jade Emperor?" "Huh? How come the little white snake I raised back then turned into a white dragon?" "Huh? How come the chicken I saved back then turned into a nine-day fire phoenix?" "Fuck! Xiaoqian, who killed you and blocked your memory? I'll kill him!" "Damn! When did my ginseng fruit tree use babies as fertilizer? This guy is not Zhen Yuanzi, where is my apprentice Zhen Yuanzi?" "Damn it! Anyone who dares to kill me in a thousand years will ruin your life!" This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.