Naruto: Don't Come Near Me

My name is Feng Shu, and I am Tsunade's twin brother. Yes, you read that right, Tsunade actually has a twin brother? The tragic story began when I was born. Just after I was born, my mother-in-law who delivered me broke her leg. I was thrown into a well and almost drowned. When I was 1 year old, my grandfather and my sister were playing dice. The table broke into pieces and almost crushed me to death while I was sleeping underneath. When I was 2 years old, I was playing with my sister. My sister's shoes broke and she fell. I was knocked away by her strong force and almost fell into the toilet. . . . . . . I am 6 years old this year and I am still alive. Do you believe it? This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.