MOBA: I'm the Shark's Top Streamer

When laning against Dian Gun, all I dare do is start with Cloth Armor and five Health Potions, then farm slowly. There's no way I can kill him. - PDD

I can't handle the pressure when laning against Dian Gun. He's so steady that there's no way I can even try to pressure him. - Caomei

Even when I used my suicide-bombing strategy, I still couldn't solo-kill him, because his steadiness is terrifying. - Misaya

I've already dived past two towers trying to lure Dian Gun out, but he just stays in the fountain, staring at me. His caution gives me chills. - fivefiveopen

You need at least three people to kill Dian Gun. - Flame

"Dian Gun? I'm afraid to lane against that terrifying man. When it comes to playing safe, I'm not even a third as good as him." - Shy

Dian Gun is the steadiest player I've ever seen. His cautiousness scares me. - Feike'er

If you try to use even one mobility skill to kill Dian Gun, you're already dead. He's just far too cautious. - Pro players everywhere

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