"Miss, do you want to buy a car? My company has one. Do you want a Bugatti Veyron?"
"Buying a house? My company has one. Just smile and get a 10% discount on sea view villas!"
"Travel? Our company has it. We have a new sweet tour of the Milky Way for two. We can experience it together!"
Young lady: "Is there anything your company doesn't have?"
"I'm so sorry about this, everything!"
This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.