From the Start, I Owned a Publicly Traded Company

"Hey, miss, looking to buy a car? My company has them. How about a Bugatti Veyron?"

"A house? My company has those too. Give me a smile and you can get a seaside villa at a 90% discount!"

"A vacation? My company has that too. We just launched a romantic getaway for two across the galaxy. We could experience it together!"

The young woman asked, "Is there anything your company doesn't have?"

"I'm afraid not. We have everything!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.