The strongest face-slapping System descends from the heavens, but before even one chapter is over, it turns into a shameless bootlicker!
Xia Ji picks his nose. "Go on, tell me. What can you do?"
Bootlicker System: "Boss, I can cheer you on, tell you how handsome and amazing you are, say I want to have your babies, and wish that you rule the martial world for ten thousand years..."
Xia Ji: "..."
"You hear the music and think it's beautiful. Your mood improves by +1, +2, +1, +10086..."
"You ponder it and grasp a glimmer of the music's true meaning, forming a talent skill that you name: Xia Ji's Eight Notes!"
"Boss, allow your most loyal bootlicker to add one more thing: Chosen ones who awaken their destiny's fortune are terrifying beyond belief!!!"
That'll do for a blurb. I don't know how to write blurbs, or even come up with a title. Anyway, this book is a bit silly and fun, and it's a power fantasy.
This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.
He is Xia Ji Ba Tan, and you are Xia Ji Ba Wan!
I have read an identical book to this book in the bookstore of ** browser
Oh, isn't this my luck tank exploding?
Thank you jio, the author will update soon
Wrong, it should be eight belly buttons