I Have a Dog-Licking System

The most powerful slap-in-the-face system fell from the sky, but it couldn't survive even one chapter and turned into a licker! Xia Ji picked his nose: "Tell me, what will you do?" Lick* system: "Boss, I will call you 666, Boss is so handsome, Boss is awesome, Boss I will give you a monkey, Boss will dominate the world for eternity, etc..." Xia Ji: "..." ... "You listened to the sound of the piano and thought it sounded good, and you were in a good mood +1+2+1+10086..." "You were deep in thought, comprehended a trace of the truth of music, formed an innate skill, and named it: Xia Ji Ba Dan!" "Boss, please allow your most loyal licker to say one more thing: The destiny powerhouse with awakened destiny is simply terrifying!!!" That's it for the introduction. I don't know how to write an introduction, nor do I know the title of the book. Anyway, this book is a bit funny, joyful, and pretentious. This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.