I Can Make Friends Out of Thin Air

"I have a friend who's the richest man in the city."

And then I became friends with the richest man. With him looking after my business, I got rich in no time.

"I have a friend with a beautiful younger sister who's a famous star."

That friend: I thought we were brothers! You want to be my brother-in-law?!

"I have a friend with a patent for an invention that can generate 100 billion in profit."

And then my friend sold me the patent.

With the System, I have friends everywhere.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual events or people is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.