My Skills Are a Little Insane

Qin Xiaofeng transmigrates to a parallel world where spiritual qi has revived, and awakens a God-tier Skill System that lets him draw all kinds of miraculous skills!

At first, Qin Xiaofeng thinks he will soon be on the path to showing off and face-slapping his rivals, crushing all the geniuses, marrying a beautiful heiress, and reaching the pinnacle of life like a heaven-blessed protagonist.

But can someone tell me why the skills I draw all seem a little... off?

All enemies will involuntarily drop to their knees?

Thrown objects have a 100% chance of hitting someone in the butt?

A 100% chance of catching a blade barehanded?

Randomly punish one lucky audience member?

A 100% charm skill that only works on men?

Wait, I'm a guy! What kind of cursed skills are these?!

One victim wailed, "Qin Xiaofeng, please, just give me a quick death!"

Qin Xiaofeng sighed. "Honestly, I'm helpless too!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.