This System Is a Little Too Shameless

Lin Xie unexpectedly obtained an app called the Strongest System in History.

"All I want is to quietly be a handsome man. Every day, I can lie in a rocking chair outside, drink tea, read the paper, bask in the sun, scroll through Weibo, watch TV shows, read novels, and play games. System, is that really too much to ask?"

"But why does a whole bunch of idiots insist on putting their faces right in front of my hands? Every time, I just can't stop myself from slapping them."

Lin Xie asked the System with an air of helplessness.

"Hehehe..." the System replied.

"System, I've noticed you're getting more and more obnoxious."

"Hehehe, what kind of Host, what kind of System!"

"I..." Lin Xie

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