Please, Stop Fawning Over Me

Manual tags: RWBY, Warcraft, League of Legends, Super God Academy, Final Fantasy.

Perhaps in another universe, she is the lofty Angel Queen.

Perhaps in another universe, she is a powerful princess clad in imperial robes.

Perhaps in another universe, she is a woman of conviction who fell out with her family over their differing ideals.

Perhaps in another universe, she is a child who began experiencing life's joys and sorrows at a tender age.

Perhaps... never mind.

The Zhang-surnamed man put down his pen and pulled out a sheet of paper to wipe the drool off his face.

"Don't... don't."

"Lick, lick... Let's talk about something. Let's get married, okay?"

"Then you'll have to talk it over with my girlfriend first."

"Lick, lick... What? Since when do you have a girlfriend?"

"So there's nothing to discuss."

A sickly possessiveness and a sickly, misguided love.

A hilarious, nonsensical, unhinged story.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any similarities are purely coincidental. Do not imitate.