I'm Really Not a Bad Guy

I am really not a god of bad luck, I am very lucky! It's just that my luck is based on your bad luck. You said you are very lucky and will win every time you gamble? Don't pretend to be like me, or I'll make you lose all your pants! You said you have a lot of luck with women and are loved by everyone? Don't show off in front of me, otherwise even dinosaur-level people will look at you and make you completely doubt your life! I'm really not the god of bad luck, I'm just the porter of bad luck! This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.