Luo Zixuan, the greatest scientist of the 21st century, transmigrates to the Qin Dynasty after a computer explodes.
He is also discovered by Xu Fu, who is searching overseas for immortals, and mistaken for one himself.
What's even more shocking to Luo Zixuan is that he has brought a supercomputer with him, capable of performing countless trillions of calculations per second.
And so, Luo Zixuan leads the Qin Dynasty astray.
The Maurya Empire: "We were still fighting with iron armor and spears when the Qin's AK-47s had already conquered us."
Ancient Rome: "Our soldiers are the mightiest, sweeping all before them, until we encountered something called a hand grenade."
The Turks and Tibetans: "We are the mightiest warriors on the grasslands. Unfortunately, the Qin Dynasty cheated and invented fighter jets, so our people are now good at singing and dancing."
A foreign envoy: "The Qin Empire has fertile land, towering buildings, and dazzling splendor. Even commoners can travel ten thousand miles in a day with something called a car. They have even developed machines that can fly through the sky..."
This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.
When my mother saw that you had finished updating, she was busy introducing history, but I didn't see that you had any substantive movement. Do you think that you are good at history? Come and popularize history for us. Can you write some practical, useful and comfortable snippets? You are not asked to write history. Everyone knows history and uses it to endlessly introduce history. Stupid!
Integration of all races around the world? It's great, but if you kill me first and kill everyone around me, I will never merge with a nigger.
You don't know the dynasty of Pao Ding. Didn't Guigui check the history before writing?
Ying Zheng is actually the most perfect emperor in history. He governs the country according to the law and uses the law to rule people. Even he and those in power are no longer outside the law. To say that Ying Zheng was a tyrant is actually a Confucian slander. Confucianism has slandered many Han national heroes from ancient times to the present. They are parasites on our Han nation. Even if there are occasionally a few who have made contributions to the Han nation, that is the nature of the person himself. However, it cannot be said that Confucianism is good. In history, the people who killed the most Han people and became traitors were Confucian people. Speaking of which, the Han nation has been going downhill since the emergence of Confucianism. The Qin and Han Dynasties used to be strong and forgotten, and then they were all forgotten by the weak. Confucianism has made the country more chaotic and more chaotic, and the more it rules, the weaker it is. This is the experience and lesson of the land of China for thousands of years. Only when we know that modern times have destroyed the Four Olds and suppressed Confucianism, the Chinese people have stood up.
This beautiful woman, look at you: your lips are purple and your hall is black. If you don't rescue it in time, your life will be in danger, but don't worry, beauty, I have a thousand-year-old ginseng hidden in my pants. I will lend it to you today. Beauty, you only need to put it in your mouth and take it repeatedly. Wait for it to swell and lift it into the vagina. Advance by four points, retreat by three points; repeat. Spray the ointment out and eat it.
I suddenly realized that I could actually read Chapter 12, hahahahaha, you are fooling people, hahaha, the myths of the unification of the six kingdoms are different, and Nuwa patched the sky in the Western Han Dynasty, you directly hit others with artillery fire and still believe that you are a god, bb some myths that the six kingdoms did not know at the time, it is really funny that the other side is not confused
A great man once said that our lesbians have two outstanding problems when looking from the top down, and there is an obvious loophole when looking from the bottom up. As gay men, we must use hard-working hands to seize outstanding issues and use the barrel of revolutionary guns to plug obvious loopholes.
I want to know how many zeros are billions, billions, billions?
Genghis Khan was too reckless, so the Mongolian dynasty was destroyed in just a few decades, but there was no way. After all, they were not Han people, and these foreigners could not afford such a big business. To be honest, Han people were no longer in power from ancient times to the present dynasties. These ethnic minorities only brought harm and pain to the land of China. It has no positive effect at all. The only Han people in this land are enough. Think about it, the New China was completely conquered by the Han people and has developed to this stage. The ethnic minorities have no role at all and will only hinder China. If China did not have ethnic minorities holding it back, China's national strength would definitely be able to reach a higher level.
I will unify the six countries, unite the world, build the Great Wall, control the dragon veins of Jiuzhou, defend our Qin Dynasty, and protect our country! I swear here in the name of the First Emperor that while I am here, I will guard the land and open up borders, wipe out the four barbarians, and establish the foundation of our Qin Dynasty for all generations! Even if I die, I will transform into a dragon soul to protect China forever! This oath is witnessed by the sun and the moon, recognized by heaven and earth, and listened to by immortals, devils and gods! I am the First Emperor, and I will be counted among the generations to come, from the second to the third generation to all generations, and will be passed on endlessly!