I Can Devour Anything with One Click

"One wooden stool?"

"Devour it..."

"Congratulations, Host, you have gained 10,000 points of Devouring Power..."

"One iron sword?"

"Devour that too..."

"Congratulations, Host, you have gained Sharpness x1,000,000..."

"One pink bra?"

"Devour it? Or not?"

"Congratulations, Host, you have gained Attraction x100."

Don't ask me why I'm so handsome. If I feel like it, I'll devour anything... I'm no good at writing introductions, so just read the story.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.