The System Is Livestreaming Me

Zhang Heng, an ordinary unemployed layabout, suddenly falls asleep for three days and nights. When he wakes up, he finds that he has acquired a System.

Other people's Systems help them reach the pinnacle of life and marry a rich, beautiful woman. Why does mine force me to carry out missions, all while broadcasting them live across the entire city?

For my first mission, I carried a timed bomb to crash a wedding and steal the bride.

The second mission was even crazier: I was forced to pursue Yangcheng's most beautiful woman and win her over within seven days.

I just want to send this System back to the workshop for a complete overhaul. But would that be illegal? I'm waiting online. It's urgent.

This is a humorous, tongue-in-cheek story about a guy forced by his System to carry out missions and show off.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.