What If Everyone Told the Truth

What if everyone always told the truth?

Things would become very straightforward.

At a cafe.

Blind date: "Sorry to keep you waiting. I made you wait this long on purpose."

Chen Yu: "No problem. If I could find a woman anywhere else, I wouldn't be sitting here."

Blind date: "You look nothing like your photo. It's a little scary!"

Chen Yu: "You're not exactly a knockout either. Your double eyelids stretch all the way to the back of your head, and your chin's been shaved down so much it could crack walnuts."

Blind date: "Come on, let's order first. I've been hungry all day, waiting for this meal."

Chen Yu: "The food here is too expensive. I think you'd be fine with a glass of plain water."

Blind date: "You're so cheap. No wonder you can't get a girlfriend. I'll delete you on WeChat later."

Chen Yu: "Don't worry. I blocked you as soon as you sat down."

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This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.