A Survival Guide for Immortals Descending to Earth

Niu Sanbao was just a down-on-his-luck Earth Immortal in Heaven. Through a twist of fate, he got demoted to the mortal realm for delivering fake liquor to the Supreme Lord Laozi.

From then on, his superiors made life difficult for him, and he was thrown into trials set at hellish difficulty. He got beaten up again and again!!!

Everyone else gets an invincible System from the start, but my System is going to make me end up with no descendants on day two!!!

I can’t go on like this! Watch me rise from adversity and face-slap all the talented prodigies, chosen ones, and top-tier rich kids!

So what if my skills are support-oriented? So what if even the Great Golden Immortal is out to get me? Anyone who stands in my way will be killed without mercy!!!

If Heaven had never given birth to me, Niu Sanbao, the Brick Dao would have languished in darkness for all eternity. Brick, come!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.