All My Pets Are Gods

My name is Beitang Yu, and I own a Divine Pet Paradise. With nothing better to do, I raise pets.

The panda I raise can grasp the stars with one paw and sweep the heavens with its tail!

The fox I raise can bewitch all living beings with a glance, and its nine tails can shield all nine provinces!

The swan I raise flaps its wings, and the gods bow in worship. The egg it lays can shatter the eighteen realms of the heavens!

The monkey I raise can pierce through all things in heaven and earth, reducing everything to nothingness.

The little dragon I raise can burn the empty heavens with a single breath.

Of course, those aren't my only pets. I have plenty more. Just dare to say you refuse, and I'll beat you until not even a shred of your soul remains.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Please do not imitate.