Naruto: Start by Killing People and Exploding Cards

"Bai, actually you were originally a boy, but I turned you into a girl before you were born." "Two Yukitos, although you are one of the strongest Jinchuuriki in Kumogakure Village and you are also very beautiful, you still don't want to call me Master!" "Guren, a ninjutsu as powerful as Crystal Release cannot be used casually against your master." "Hinata, do you know the multiple shadow clone technique and why it is a forbidden technique?" This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.