My Livestream Connects to the Immortal Realm

You call all the immortals "old fossils"?

You spread improper ideas in the Immortal Realm?

You say I'm a womanizer?

Who are you, anyway? You must be some powerful being's illegitimate son. Otherwise, how did you become an immortal?

Whoever you are, we'll report you to the Jade Emperor and have you arrested, you degenerate!

You guys just made all that up in your own heads, didn't you?

I sacrificed myself to bring happiness to countless fellow immortals and benefit the Immortal Realm. My merit is immeasurable!

Hurry and summon Buddha Tathagata from the Western Heaven!!!

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