Raising a Fat Cat to Catch Demons

From childhood to adulthood, my twenty-odd years have been like a dream. My experiences have been full of strange and bizarre events, with a little happiness mixed in now and then. Sometimes I think that, given what I've been through, even if I died right now, my life would have been more exciting than the sixty or seventy years most ordinary people get to live...

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.