Jia Yi is wasting away in prison, just waiting to die, when Tohru the Dragon Maid suddenly comes looking for him.
Tohru: "I heard you can cure my illness?"
Jia Yi: "Of course. But you'll have to pay a price: become my servant."
Sora: "I'm sick. I have a serious brother complex."
Jia Yi: "Don't worry. From now on, you'll only like me."
Hatsune Miku: "My voice has gotten so strange. Can you fix it?"
Jia Yi: "No problem. One ticket to a private concert."
Great Physician System: "Don't you wish for a world without disease?"
Jia Yi: "No. I wish for boobs."
Cutting out the competition? Sorry, girls. Let's make this hospital disappear this afternoon.
No matter how powerful or influential you are, if you want treatment, you'll have to bow your head to me!
All I want is to be a lazy quack who can eat his fill and wait to die.
This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.
