Copywriting one:
Xuan Yu, a modern programmer, traveled to the house of a hard-hearted emperor in an ancient novel, and became the cannon fodder with the worst death method in the book! Fortunately, there was a cannon fodder self-rescue system that was born soon to help him turn things around. But Xuan Yu didn't know that this system also had another useless name, called "Early Assault System."
Copywriting two:
Xuanyuan Han: Who told you that I would draft a concubine?
Xuan Yu: ... I heard about it.
Xuanyuan Han: Who said that?
Xuan Yu: ... I, I was wrong, isn't it okay?
Xuanyuan Han: Oh, no.
Then Lord Xi reported illness for three days.
Xuan Yu: I can leave the palace as soon as he accepts the concubine! ! ! Where is the concubine? ! !
System: ... Isn't it you, concubine?
Xuan Yu:! ! !
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Funny text about the ancient system
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This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.