This is a parody Journey to the West novel full of absurd humor.
It has hilarious antics, a flirtatious Sun Wukong, a deeply lecherous Tang Sanzang, an unlucky, lazy glutton Bajie, a bullied Sha Wujing, and an innocent Little White Dragon.
"Buddha, did you get those wavy curls at a barbershop in India, or did you curl them yourself with fire tongs?"
"Ding... Congratulations, Host! You've successfully provoked the Buddha and courted death. Reward: 1 True Immortal Cultivation Card."
"Sister Guanyin, your old pal Sun is thirsty. Is there any water left in that Jade Purifying Bottle of yours?"
"Ding... Congratulations, Host! You've successfully teased Bodhisattva Guanyin and courted death. Reward: the Divine Ability, Heaven and Earth Manifestation."
They encounter the White Bone Demon.
Sun Wukong: "Well, hello there, pretty lady! Want to have some fun with your big brother?"
The Four Sages test their resolve.
Sun Wukong: "No, no... I want all three sisters! And hey, Mother-in-law, you're not bad-looking either!"
Tang Sanzang: "Go to hell! I want two of them too."
Sun Wukong...
This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.
