Su Ming inexplicably transmigrates and becomes a Chinese American. He also gets bound to a Positive Energy Comeback System.
From then on, Eagle Sauce has a new Chinese American public intellectual who's the world's best at roasting people, taking on people from every country and correcting their worldview!
Koreans: We heard Xiya is really poor.
Su Ming: They really are. Before summer comes, they can't afford food, so they have to eat watermelon as their main meal.
Italians: We heard people in Xiya eat dog meat. That's so cruel!
Su Ming: You Italians even eat horse meat. You're absolutely inhumane! I strongly condemn you!
People from Gran: We heard people in Xiya don't even have cars. How pitiful.
Su Ming: That's right. They usually ride giant pandas when they travel.
Japanese people: We're so jealous. We want giant pandas in Japan too...
Su Ming: Get lost!
This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.
