My Novel Tips Can Be Cashed Out

Xu He, a struggling writer, suddenly discovers that his novel has attracted a host of mighty immortals as devoted readers. As long as he gives them a satisfying read, he can cash in the gifts they send! Xu He is over the moon!

"Ding!" A hundred million in advance-reading payments from the Jade Emperor has arrived! Please collect.

"Ding!" The Heavenly Queen Mother's gift of heavenly face masks can be cashed in! Please collect.

"Ding!" The Black and White Impermanence, gifted by the King of Hell, have arrived! Please collect.

"What the heck? The Black and White Impermanence? What am I supposed to do with these two? Can I swap them for Xiaoqian?"

"Wait, I said swap them for Xiaoqian. What do you mean, you gave me Sadako instead?"

Watching Sadako crawl out of the TV, Xu He was at a loss for words...

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.