The Grass-Evolved Juggernaut

Bai Songye, a young man from Beipiao, is reborn as a plant's tail. Other people are all-powerful after being reborn, but he feels like reaching the pinnacle of life is going to be a little difficult...

The most beautiful nine-tailed fox in the demon tribe raises her cup, smiling sweetly.

"Master, have a taste of my freshly brewed Fox Immortal wine."

Bai Songye glances at it lazily. "It's too cold. Go warm it up for me. Remember, make it thirty percent hot and seventy percent cold."

The nine-tailed fox demon: "Umm... drink it, and you'll have diarrhea for three thousand days."

"Heavenly Ape, why isn't your monkey wine from 1982? I want the 1982 vintage. Hurry up."

"Holy Mage, you're a tenth-tier Red Sun Mage, so how come your spell that shines over the earth has no warmth at all? Look, my toes are frozen stiff."

Watching them all look furious but dare not speak, Bai Songye slowly stretches out two lush green plant-tail leaves, looking rather undernourished, and makes a slow begging gesture.

"Please add this to your collection..."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.