The System is a bit of a prankster, and its behavior is unpredictable. The protagonist seems both close to and far from success. At the crucial moment when he's trying to show off, sometimes he impresses everyone, and sometimes he turns out like Zhu Bajie on his wedding night: the red veil is lifted, and he reverts to his true self. And there he is, still the same loser. He's a little lovable, a little sly, and a little maddening... That's life, isn't it? Who doesn't have their own little schemes? This is an age of little joys, so let's sway together, conquer our world, and be the coolest kids around.
This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.
The hot chickens are all made by An Yuanzhu, and they look so hairless.