Marvel: The Isle of Mysteries

In 2012, the Battle of New York! Facing the Chitauri army, Hulk hoists a nearby barrel and gulps down its contents! He rolls across the ground and charges into the enemy ranks. "The Drunken Immortal! Hulk!" Captain America follows close behind, holy wings of light unfurling from his back as he hurls his shield and tosses his hammer. Black Widow, holding the Dragon Father's Fang, silently fades into the shadows. In the distance, the Scarlet Witch, still a grown-up loli, waves her wand, and a crimson Hellfire comes crashing down from above! Uh... she accidentally hit Iron Man...

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Please do not imitate.