There Is Indeed Something Wrong with My Two-Dimensional Straight Man Story!

"The requirements of my partner are as follows" "You can't have sex before getting married, you can't kiss and hold hands, it's okay if there's no one else." Where did you come from Bichi White Lotus? Who are you looking for? How white a lotus you are when no one can hold your hand! "You pay for the dates, meals, taxis, and movies. And my monthly expenses are quite high. Facial masks, clothes, lipstick, and shoes are about 150,000 yen per month." Are you looking for a boyfriend or a caregiver? "Can't do it? Oh, it's terrible, it's really unreasonable." Get out of here, disappear from my sight, immediately! I'm really not a straight man, nor am I a scumbag. I just want to ask This is your first time, are you selling yourself? There is no such thing as you when it comes to selling yourself. This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.