Marvel: I'm the Kingpin in Prison

Synopsis: While serving his sentence, Thanos can't stand being abused by the prison warden, so he submits a 50,000-word confession.

Because his Iron Man suit is inferior to the prison's toilet seat, Stark goes on a hunger strike for a week to demand technological innovation.

The Avengers jointly petition the White House, asking for the prison warden to teach them combat techniques.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.