Talking About Journey to the West

Wherever there are people, there are rivers and lakes. Where there are rivers and lakes, there are gangsters. Xuanzang, a master of the first generation, traveled to the West and acquired the verbal cannon system. As long as he raises his bar, he can become stronger! "Avalokiteśvara! Why do you say that the Western Heaven must be in the west? Who told you that when taking the Western Meridian, you must go to the west? I chose the east!" "Jade Emperor! Why should I go to get the Western Scripture? Why should I go to get the Western Scripture? What qualifications do you have to tell me about taking the Western Scripture?" "Mrs. Bones! Who told you that if you eat the meat of a poor monk, you will live forever? Is there any basis for it? Are there any witnesses? There is nothing. Just say it with a hammer!" "Bull Demon King! Who said that Buddhism must be compassionate? Can't compassion be spoken? It's all about compassion anyway. It's the same wherever you put it! Quickly bring the cow leg over and let the poor monk cut it into a piece to make a tomahawk steak!" Defeat Avalokitesvara and obtain the ancient holy body! Flip the White Bone Lady, and obtain the reverse chaotic eight moves! Defeat the Bull Demon King and gain immortality... This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.