I Work as a Divine Constable in the City of Myriad Worlds

Location: Myriad Heavens City, Villains' Prison.

Cell XXX.

Thanos: That new constable is seriously annoying. I snapped my fingers in the Marvel Universe, so what the hell does that have to do with Myriad Heavens City? He said I'd caused panic across the universe, then beat the crap out of me without another word and threw me in the Villains' Prison. Am I a villain? I'm a thinker, a philosopher! Damn it, could some big shot report this bastard to the City Lord and get him fired?

Xiong Ba: Brother, since we both have the character Ba in our names, here's a friendly warning. Jin Chanzi, the last guy who reported the constable, is still mining coal in the Endless Pit. His sentence is ten thousand years. You've got no chance.

Bull Demon King: Jin Chanzi? My brother Great Sage Equal to Heaven's master? He's a true-blue Buddhist disciple! Damn, is this constable trying to turn the world upside down? He dares mess with a saint's disciple!

Jade Emperor: Hah, that bastard even dared arrest me. The Dao Ancestor didn't say a damn thing, and you think a saint matters? Please!

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