I, Wang Dali, Conquered Journey to the West Through Internet Cafes!

The Monkey King seeks a master to study under, and Subhuti sends his disciples to greet him at the gate, but there's no one there!

Outer demons attack the Celestial Court, and the Demon-Subduing Pipa of the Four Heavenly Kings plays the song "Tan Tese," shaking the demons to their core!

Why is Journey to the West so bizarre? Has the Old Lord stopped knowing how to make pills, or has the Barefoot Immortal started wearing shoes?

Come on in and visit Journey to the West's massive illegal construction: Holy Land Internet Cafe!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.