Xuanhuan: Life Needs a Godlike Twist

Ye Yun: "Heavenly Thunder, don't run! Hurry up and strike me! What's with running away every time you see me? Don't I have any dignity?"

Ye Yun: "Wife, don't run! It's our wedding night! What do you mean, running off like that? People who don't know us will think I bullied you! What? I did bully you. What are you talking about? How can you call that bullying when it's just what married couples do?"

Ye Yun: "Master, don't run! So what if I refined a ninth-rank Divine Pill in the time it takes to breathe? Why are you looking at me like you've seen a ghost? You still haven't given me the formula I asked for!"

Ye Yun: "War God, don't run! I'm a War God too, after all! What? You say I became a War God by screwing the heavens, and you're afraid to get too close? Brother, that's not right. Screwing the heavens is such an awesome feat, you should come over and cling to my leg!"

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