Wang Ming wakes up to find himself lying in a Warring States tomb, with a mysterious girl lying in his arms.
An innocent girl who likes getting handsy, a guy who cuts his palm to show off...
Wang Ming discovers that this tomb-raiding world is far more complicated than he imagined.
"Why is my bloodline so powerful?"
"Nine-Headed Snake Cypress? Sea Monkeys? You're all going to be my underlings."
"Forbidden woman... Come to my bedside!"
From then on, with an invincible bloodline, divine beast-taming skills, and a mysterious identity, Wang Ming embarks on an underground adventure.
Wang Ming can't help wondering: Who am I, really?
This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.
Untie Zhang Ziyi, hold Lin Xinru in hand, erect the ancient giant cock, apply Zhang Xueyou, insert Songzu's vagina, first pose Sun Yanzi, and then Liang Yongqi, feel the Liu is slippery, fuck until almost dawn, ejaculate Zhang Bo's juice, no likes can be seen, Liang Chaowei will always be withered.
Author, you are very wise. Please pay attention to the end of Chapter 14.
There is a kind of mother's love called Yanmu, there is a kind of father's love called Ghost Father, there is a kind of brother called Yuanzhikong to sister, there is a kind of sister called sister juice to brother, there is a kind of doctor calls night shift ward to nurse, there is a kind of Bible called Dark Bible, there is a kind of prison called prison warship, there is a kind of moon called faceless moon, there is a kind of sky called Autumn Sky, there is a kind of college called Desire College, there is a kind of office called underwear office, there is a kind of night called harvest night, there is a kind of subway called crazy man. In the train, there is a kind of curiosity called Moment of Enchantment, there is a magical girl called Xiao Ai, there is an invasion called Black Beast, there is a kind of rebellion called Silver Dragon Dawn, there is a kind of education called personal teaching, there is a kind of armor called Armored Knight, there is a kind of angel called Devil Angel, there is a kind of campus called Sun on Campus, there is a kind of loyalty called Ji Knight, there is a kind of battle called the battle of light and shadow, there is a kind of young tooth called Chu Dog, there is a kind of taxi called Midnight Taxi, and there is a kind of revenge called Home Delivery.
I am Qiao Biluo's father. If I see anyone who doesn't reply, I will kiss my daughter Qiao Biluo, like a girl!!!
Daughter: Dad, I want to buy an iPhone 6S. Dad: Okay, the same old rules. Daughter: Why does it smell like shit? Dad: Your brother wants to buy it too!
In reality, they have low self-esteem and are cowardly. They dare not conflict with anyone or insult others for fear of being beaten. But on the Internet** I am! He is high-spirited, looks down on the world, insults netizens, and is the only one who dominates! If God had not given birth to me as a keyboard warrior, I would spray out eternity like a long night, come the keys! The top of the immortals, proud of the world! If I have my keyboard, there will be heaven! The key to the river comes from the sky! One click to control the world! Break the world of mortals! Kill all the immortals! With one click in your hand, cut off the nine heavens! What if there are no true immortals in the world? I would like to hold the key and become an immortal!
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In reality, they have low self-esteem and are cowardly. They dare not conflict with anyone or insult others for fear of being beaten. But on the Internet** I am! He is high-spirited, looks down on the world, insults netizens, and is the only one who dominates! If God had not given birth to me as a keyboard warrior, I would spray out eternity like a long night, come the keys! The top of the immortals, proud of the world! If I have my keyboard, there will be heaven! The key to the river comes from the sky! One click to control the world! Break the world of mortals! Kill all the immortals! With one click in your hand, cut off the nine heavens! What if there are no true immortals in the world? I would like to hold the key and become an immortal!
In reality, I have low self-esteem and am cowardly. I dare not conflict with anyone or insult others for fear of being beaten. But on the Internet... I am! High-spirited! Look down on the world! Insulting netizens, I am the only one who dominates! If God had not given birth to me as a keyboard warrior, my spouting would be as long as the night. Come on! The peak of immortality, proud of the world! As long as I have the keyboard, there will be heaven! The key to the river comes from the sky! One click to control the world! Break the world of mortals! Kill all the immortals! Cut off nine heavens with one click! What if there are no true immortals in the world? I would like to hold the key and become an immortal!
Among all kinds of musical instruments, the suona is the king, either ascending to heaven or worshiping in the hall, the thousand-year-old pipa, the ten-thousand-year-old zither, and an erhu playing for a lifetime. The play ends as soon as the suona sounds, the music starts, the cloth is covered, and the whole village, young and old, waits for the food to be served, walking and carrying it, followed by a blanket of white. As soon as the coffin was lifted and buried, relatives and friends began to cry, firecrackers went off, and suonas were blown. They were carried in front and chased from behind. The first time they heard the suonas, they didn't know what they meant, but when they heard it again, they thought it was the person in the coffin. My ears are deaf to the affairs outside the coffin, my heart is only dancing in the underworld, and I am so excited all the way to the Hall of the King of Hell that I have no love for the human world since then.