Xuanhuan: A Scoundrel in Desperate Straits

Mo Yu, the most useless protagonist with the worst start in history, grumbled: Why does everyone else start with infinite talent, while I'm ridiculously weak from the start?

Why does everyone else become a god from the start, while I'm a total failure from the start?

"How am I supposed to save all the people of the world, defy the heavens, and trample the Yellow Springs? Forget it, I'm going to farm! I'll never cultivate, even if it kills me!"

"Ding! System notification: You have unlocked the secret, most powerful passive skill: Desperate Scoundrel."

"Ding! Would you like to use your excess experience to extend your lifespan, or exchange it for a random Primordial divine art?"

"Ding! Congratulations, you've obtained the supreme divine rank. Would you like to begin your path to devouring the heavens?"

Sure enough, before long, Mo Yu, a mere human, finally said: "Wow, cultivating immortality is great!"

This blurb doesn't do it justice. Be sure to sneak a look at the main story late at night.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.