One Piece: Call Me the Undertaker

After transmigrating into the world of Pirate King, An Xi awakens the Funeral Director System.

An Xi: "Whitebeard is a great guy, and he talks so nicely. He deserves a dignified funeral. For the sake of my Care Points, leave it to me!"

An Xi: "System, System, tell me: if I dig a grave and prepare a coffin, paper money, incense, and candles near the battlefield of the Summit War, will they realize that being alive is an incredibly wonderful thing and call a truce?"

System: "Probably not. They'd kill you first."

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