I Blew Up Guanyin from the Start

Su Ni transmigrated into Chaos. When he woke from a long sleep, the Journey to the West had already begun. Returning from Chaos, he blew up Guanyin from the start and razed the Purple Bamboo Grove.

Su Ni: "My name is Su Ni. I'm the strongest of the Chaos Gods and Demons. Pangu was just a lackey of mine. What? Who told you there was only one Creation Green Lotus? There used to be a whole pond of them. I got hungry later, and you people treated one I left behind because it wasn't worth looking at as a treasure!"

"What? The Jade Disc of Creation and the Heaven-Opening Axe? Are you kidding me? I used the Jade Disc of Creation as a plate for vegetables, and the Heaven-Opening Axe was what I gave Pangu to chop firewood with. Who knew I'd sleep so long I'd wake up right in the Journey to the West?"

Guanyin: "You killed me with just a thought... I refuse to accept this!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.