Becoming a god? No chance. I won't become one in this lifetime. I can't write power fantasies either. The only way I can make a living is by flaking out and leaving my readers waiting.
This is the tearful history of a failed author, a place for a serial procrastinator to sort through old drafts.
This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.
