"That System you mentioned, is it powerful?"
"It's not a question of whether it's powerful. It's really one of those, you know, rare kinds of things. It's awful to use, but every time you use it, you enjoy it so much afterward. The worse it feels, the more you want to use it, and the more you want to use it, the worse it feels..."
"Pfft!"
"Hey! I've had enough of you! You've been laughing at me nonstop."
"I have a System too."
"Pfft!"
"What are you laughing at now?"
"I have a System too."
"You all use the same System?"
"Yes, yes, yes."
"No, ours are all better than yours."
"..."
This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Please do not imitate.