Xiao Jiong transmigrated 27,000 years into the past and, from the start, ran into Kesha, who was being hunted by Huaye. Faced with this beauty, who had yet to be pressed against a wall, Xiao Jiong made a very sensible decision.
Xiao Jiong: “Since you can't afford the planetary-class price, I'll rent it to you for a minute.”
After renting Kesha a planetary-class orbital cannon...
Kesha took aim at Huaye...
Unfortunately, she missed and blasted the Tiangong, behind Huaye, to dust...
This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.
There was a butcher who met Lolita on the road. Lolita teased the butcher. The butcher was furious, pulled him into a deserted place, unbuttoned his clothes, took off his trousers, took out an unknown object, which looked like a pillar of the sky, and inserted it into the depths of the forest. Lolita shouted: "Comfortable, comfortable." Loli asked: "What is this?" The butcher said: "This is the butcher's thing!"
Floating by, lighting wax, burning paper, adding incense, but no movement; pouring wine, paying tribute, setting off cannons, smashing monuments, but no response; digging graves, exhuming graves, opening coffins, whipping corpses, no temper; setting up cases, drawing talismans, performing martial arts, thundering, no corpses; setting fires, burning corpses, crushing bones, raising ashes, and try again; bells, wooden swords, villains, chanting incantations, and summoning souls again; tears, crying, wailing, beating the ground, the author is dead... The poor man has no way to recover.
Author, we in Dongchang need talents like you
All the books written by this author are eunuchs