About My Reincarnation as a Parasite

The unluckiest guy alive, I actually died at home from a bad case of diarrhea, only to be reborn as a parasite...

Now that I'm reborn, shouldn't I get some ridiculously awesome abilities?

“No, you don't!”

“Then do I at least have some amazing techniques?”

“No, you don't!”

“Then what can I do?”

“You can parasitize~~~~ Heh heh!”

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.