I Can Adjust the Attributes of All Things

"Boom... Adjusting all properties activated!"

I hear you're fast. They say you can outrun light?

I hear you're strong. They say you can punch a planet to pieces?

I hear you're tough. They call you the strongest tank around?

I hear you're incredibly talented. They say you're the strongest in the world!?

I hear your weapon is a divine artifact, unbeatable under heaven?

"System, lower all their stats to the minimum! I'll show you what happens when you try to act tough in front of me. I'll beat the crap out of you!"

Chen Zu charged forward, cursing as he went!

He knocked them all down with a single punch. "You dare act tough in front of me!? Do you even know who I am?"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.