Collecting Scrap Until the Universe Runs a Deficit

System, are you serious? I make a living collecting scrap, and the System I get is for collecting scrap too?

"System alert: Scrap metal collection across the city complete. Found 308 antiques and 516 jade items, with a total value of over ten billion."

"System alert: A certain part of a beautiful woman's body has been successfully repaired. Would the master like to enjoy it now?"

"System alert: Oceanic **** successfully collected. Would you like to exchange it for a spaceship with technology far beyond our own?"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.