Commander's Journey to All Realms

I am Long Qi. Now I am so panicked. I remember that day when I went to bilibili to apply for a job, the guard uncle spat at me and said, "Little brother! You are also a two-spined salamander!" After that, my brain was occupied by a snake-like system. He wanted me to conquer the world and take out the 20 yuan that I have treasured for 10 years. I'd better go wash and sleep. This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.