Dungeon Boss, Please Take the Throne

Qian Ming is a couch potato who lives from meal to meal, with a universe of ambition in his heart but not enough strength to kill a chicken. When he woke from a brief nap, he discovered he had been buried alive.

Is this a distortion of human nature, a collapse of morality? No, no, this isn't a science documentary. Welcome to the dungeon channel.

See how Qian Ming coasts to victory in one dungeon after another. See how, after acquiring Dark Flash, he lies around with no ambition at all. See how shameless Qian Ming gets when he has Doraemon's pocket. The dungeons have every pay-to-win perk imaginable. I may not have a golden finger, but I have the golden finger's grandpa protecting me.

I'm me, a transmigrator unlike any other. I don't kill people, I just bury them!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.