This book should be called I Want to Change the Plot.
Some protagonists let people bully them however they please, never fight back or complain, and naively believe they're doing it for the heroine's sake.
Other protagonists are clearly cowards, yet have beautiful wives, and nearly end up with green hair.
Then there are protagonists with powerful forces at their command who still pretend to be weak to catch their enemies off guard, only to fail and take a huge bite of tiger droppings instead.
These are all poisonous plot points, and our job is to change them.
The author is a veteran who has been a eunuch for ten thousand years, the king of delayed updates, and the king of slackers. Don't expect a new chapter every day.
This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any similarities are purely coincidental. Do not imitate.
